Mommy laid an egg!

The children correct the mother and father's absurd explanation that a baby is born from an egg. The witty expressions comparing it to a running race and the somewhat absurd but playful and humorous content, such as mixing a snail and a dog's tail to make a baby, allow us to accept pregnancy and childbirth naturally and honestly.

‘Hehehe hahaha hohoho! 'Mom and Dad, you're stupid!'
'But the story about the seeds, tubes, and eggs was roughly correct.'
I don't think mom and dad know how babies are born. So we'll teach you with pictures.'
'Mom, there's an egg inside your body. It's in your stomach.'
'Daddy has a sac full of seeds on the outside of his body.'
'Dad also has a tube to sow seeds. So, dad's seeds come out through this tube.'
‘That tube goes into a small hole in Mom. Then the seeds go into the mother's stomach, wagging her tail.'
'This is how mom and dad join forces.'

‘Mom has an egg inside her body. Here, in the stomach.'
'Daddy has a sac full of seeds on the outside of his body.'
‘Dad also has a tube to sow seeds. So, Dad's seed comes out through this tube.'
‘That tube goes into a small hole in Mom. Then the seeds go into the mother's stomach, wagging her tail.' 'Her mom and her dad are joining forces like this.'

'Or, you can just squeeze the baby out of the tube.'
'Mom laid an egg on the sofa. That egg... It exploded and you guys jumped out.'
‘Hehehe hahaha hohoho! Mom and Dad are nonsense!” But the story about seeds, tubes, and eggs was roughly correct. “I don’t think mom and dad know how a baby is born. So we’ll teach you with pictures.” Mom has an egg inside her body. “It’s in your stomach.” Dad has a sac full of seeds on the outside of his body. “Dad also has a tube to sow seeds. So, Dad’s seeds come out through this tube.” That tube is Mom’s. It goes into the small hole in the egg. Then, the seeds wag their tail and enter the mother’s stomach. “This is how mother and father join forces.”