Description Book Introduction When Mom and Dad try to explain that babies come from eggs, their kids step in to set the record straight! With witty comparisons—like babies being made from a mix of snail and puppy-tail parts, or explained through a silly "running race"—this playful, humorous story helps children accept the topics of pregnancy and birth in a natural, honest way. Sometimes kids want to know more specifically what "When Mommy and Daddy love each other..." really means. This picture book offers just the right words for that moment. When Mom and Dad claim that girls are made from sweet-smelling spices, or that sometimes a dinosaur delivers the baby, their son and daughter decide it's time to set them straight, offering to explain it properly themselves with pictures. The book's illustrations and text are detailed enough to serve as a solid resource for children's sex education. Inside the Book "Hee hee hee, ha ha ha, ho ho ho! Mom and Dad, you've got it all wrong!" "But the parts about the seed, the tube, and the egg were actually pretty close." "Mom and Dad don't seem to know how babies are really made. So we'll show you with pictures." "Mom has an egg inside her body. Right here, in her tummy." "Dad has a pouch full of seeds on the outside of his body." "Dad also has a tube to release the seeds. That's how Dad's seeds come out through the tube." "That tube goes into a tiny opening that Mom has. Then the seeds wiggle their tails and swim into Mom's tummy." "That's how Mom and Dad work together to make a baby." --- "Or maybe, a baby could be squeezed out of the tube." "Or Mom laid an egg on the couch, and it... popped, and out you came!" "Hee hee hee, ha ha ha, ho ho ho! Mom and Dad, you've got it all wrong!" "But the parts about the seed, the tube, and the egg were actually pretty close." "Mom and Dad don't seem to know how babies are really made. So we'll show you with pictures." "Mom has an egg inside her body. Right here, in her tummy." "Dad has a pouch full of seeds on the outside of his body." "Dad also has a tube to release the seeds. That's how Dad's seeds come out through the tube." "That tube goes into a tiny opening that Mom has. Then the seeds wiggle their tails and swim into Mom's tummy." "That's how Mom and Dad work together to make a baby."